Recent Movie Reviews

Dad's at Work Dad's at Work

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Revisiting this after so many years, and it was still worth it. I was just 17 when this had come out, and boy, it really brings me back.

PleaseDiePie PleaseDiePie

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars


This will not stand, all of you animators are the fuckin' same! All you do is draw the most retarded faces, and make the most outrageous parodies of people who can actually use their extraordinary talent to go left, right, or press E on a keyboard to activate something!

You all just hate that PewDiePie has the balls to show his face on camera, and you're all so jealous of his uguu italiano waifu! Fuckin' die in a fire, all of you should die in a fire. All of you animators are fucking shit, and must die!"

Why couldn't I see any comments like these? No jimmies rustled here. Fuckin' fun animation, and I'm pretty sure Pewds would/has have gotten a kick out of it! I really have no complaints. No complaints at all.

Please do more. <3

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SpeedoSausage responds:

You pretty much summarised all the hate mail I got for this vid. The bro's keep telling me they're gonna get me, but saying bold boy words on my YouTube channel comments section that no one ever reads hasn't really been affecting me much.

Thanks, man

My Little Sky Craft My Little Sky Craft

Rated 4 / 5 stars

This actually made me a little happy today. I have to agree, although I love all the MLP, Skyrim, and Minecraft content that's out there, it's really getting a bit old.

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Recent Game Reviews

Sex on Beach with Kelly Sex on Beach with Kelly

Rated 0 / 5 stars

I could go on for days on how this is simply cheap porn, or that oh no it's furries, please help! But here's the thing. Beyond all of the meager complaints of the others writing these "reviews" I've got a big one.

This game uses the traced over artwork of Dr. Comet. This game uses ripped off content, essentially. I've come to expect some of that in a lot of these H-games, but this one was pretty damn blatant really.

Also. Towards the beginning "Mr. Young" looks like a chubby Hank Hill, and then he turns into a slightly "handsome?" young man. Anyway. Ripped off content, yada yada. Move along.

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Recent Art Reviews

Strawberry Strawberry

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

I actually sort of like it. It's sort of like a snapshot of a dark dream. Your form is rather nice, and I really like the sloppy shading! Kudos!

Indian Style Indian Style

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Must admit

I've been deliberately neglecting my Navajo heritage. I mean, after hearing about my tribe pussying out of fighting for what they claim is still their land, then the resulting gene pool after my family bred into the various white races I... I dunno.

My uncle would always tell me to embrace our tribe's culture, learn the language, take their teachings to heart. Then again my uncle has been convicted for murder on several occasions, took hard drugs, ran with a gang, and this one time got drunk during his trip back to his home in Nevada, decided to climb onto the roof of his bus while on a 75MPH highway, and dance. Needless to say he's on many more drugs now, though these ones keep him from dying. Also, the resulting injuries left him dickless.

My family tree has shown me the lack of honor in my tribe, thus I do not embrace it. There is only one thing good about being native american in America. There are racial benefits for being like... 1/16th native american, and our women are pretty damn hot if they're well kept.

Oh well. I love this picture, it filled my totem with firm power.

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